Sup expats. Got a somewhat controversial article this week…
Vietnamese women aren’t that hot. I’ll take it a step further… most of them are downright ugly.
Now, I like pushing the sexy Asian women meme because it pisses off fat white women and makes me money from affiliate sales, but we all know that white guys only like Asian women because they’re (relatively) submissive, do anything you want, and aren’t fat.
Everything else you read about Asian women is a cope. 99% of the time it comes from guys trying to convince themselves that they made the right choice by settling with a sub-par Asian woman. And the problem with white women isn’t their natural appearance or their natural behavior. It’s all about the unnatural behavior, and beauty standards, shoved down our throat by the wandering, globalist, banking elite…
Anyway, Asians aren’t that hot, at least the ones that white guys can date. As usual, rich Vietnamese guys always get the top Vietnamese women (that aren’t straight up prostitutes). I assume most of the rich Vietnamese women have had plastic surgery done anyway, which makes them disgusting humans.
This article will cover reasons Vietnamese, and Asians in general, really aren’t that hot:
Can’t Open Their Eyes
The first problem with Asian women is they can’t open their eyes. Yes, I know they can see despite their eyes always looking closed.
However, it still creeps me out. I never know when her eyes are closed or open.
Ok, that last one was said in jest. This one is serious:
Asians have one type of hair color, hair texture, and eye color.
Black, bone straight, and black.
Their eyes are so black that you can’t even see their pupils. That’s assuming they even open their eyes (see above).
I’m still not convinced they even have the same vision as round-eye people like us.
Back on topic, they have perfectly straight pubes, too.
That’s all a no from me. I like the diverse colors of brown, blonde, red, blue, green, and various shades of brown (eyes). Even though I have dark brown hair and brown eyes… lol.
Don’t even tell me about dyed hair. It always looks terrible. Guys always prefer women with natural hair.
Some men like big lips on women for some bizarre reason – I also assume those guys like shoving bananas up their ass.
Personally, big lips look terrible, and if you disagree with me you’re a faggot. And judging by the compliments I get on my beautiful, tiny lips, Vietnamese/Asian people really hate their big lips.
Seriously guys, I don’t have any lips. It’s kind of weird. Definitely a perk in Southeast Asia, though.
Another one that Vietnamese people absolutely hate about themselves – their noses. They all want to get nose surgery to have a pointy, triangle nose. Obviously, no one in the world likes a flat nose. They simply don’t look good.
Did you know flat nosers can’t see their own nose?
My mind was blown when I discovered that. I mean, I have a small nose (phew), but it’s still kind of pointy and straight. I can see it at all times.
Honestly, it’s kind of annoying.
But imagine not being able to see your own nose?
Vietnamese women more often than not will have a lot of body hair. Generally, the darker Asian women have more hair, and they all have a decent amount of hair, as pictured below…
They aren’t Iranian women or Arab, OK.
They do have a surprising amount of hair, though. A lot of them don’t shave either…
Most of this hair appears on their arms, legs, nipples, and pubic area. They also have white, peach fuzz mustaches. Personally, I’m a big fan of the bush, and only homosexuals like shaved vaginas. Shaved vaginas look disgusting. I’m getting sick just thinking about them…
But I’ll pass on the other body hair. As you can imagine, kissing a girl with a peach fuzz mustache feels very weird.
Keep all that shaved, ladies. Keep the bush.
I don’t think this one even needs explaining.
Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows that Asian women have pancake butts. Some have nice heart-shaped butts, but the vast majority have flat butts*.
They always look so great in yoga pants, and then their butt literally collapses in on itself (like the Twin Towers) when the yoga pants come off…
*I don’t like massive butts. A normal shaped butt is perfectly fine.
Same as above. Everyone knows Asians have small boobs.
However, sometimes they surprise you with big boobs on the (clothed) first date…
But then the clothes comes off on the 2nd date. And they’re either fake, weird papaya/torpedo shaped boobs, or they were wearing a padded bra with absolutely NOTHING UNDERNEATH.