Meeting Asian Cougars in Asia

Older Asian

What’s up readers?

We have an exciting article for my younger readers. This article covers how to meet Vietnamese cougars and even gives you a nice case study.

Not the animals either. Cougar refers to an older woman that pursues sexual relations with a younger man.

That’s right. It’s an unnatural fetish relationship pushed onto us… I won’t get into that here. I’ll save that for my other website.

Anyway, this cougar phenomena is found in Asia and I have some firsthand experience with it. Here are some tips for young guys (under 30, but preferably under 25) to meet Vietnamese cougars. Case study is after the tips.

Step 1: Sign Up for Badoo/Tinder

The first step is to sign up for Badoo.

Now, I know some of you guys like to go out to bars and meet girls. That’s fine and I’m sure it works, but it’s just not something I’m familiar with. I very rarely go out to nightclubs or bars, so I can’t comment on it.

Anyway, sign up for Badoo/Tinder.

Step 2: Search by Age

A very important step is to filter your search to a specific age range. Remember, Vietnamese women tend to age very well. There are some that look damn good at 43 years old even after having three kids. Honestly, it’s pretty impressive.

Just a pick an age range that you find attractive. The older you set the age range; the more women you tend to see online.

Women here want to get married before they’re 24 because it’s really hard to find a husband if they’re older. This is why some of the otherwise attractive 28 year olds can be so damn aggressive.

Step 3: Message Them

Next step is to message them. This sounds easy, but it’s actually kind of difficult with women older than you.

Remember, these women have one thing on their mind and it is marriage. They don’t want to marry a younger guy, so A LOT of them will blow you off.

However, some of them are so lonely, and sexually frustrated, that they will want to have a fling with a guy… even though they know he will pump-and-dump them.

Now, they won’t just come out and say it, but as I always say, “If they’re still talking to me, then they’re still interested in me.”

Step 4: Handling The “You’re Older than Me” Line

You’ll get the “I’m older than you” line, or a variation of it, a lot. Seriously, every chick will say this line at some point.

It’s important how you handle it.

Don’t try to logically explain it. Actually, don’t try to logically explain anything to a woman.

My preferred method is to just ignore the objection. With women, it’s only a problem if you acknowledge it as a problem.

Sometimes I say “maybe.” It really drives women crazy, which I find hilarious.

Step 5: Meeting Them

Meeting these chicks can also be difficult, sometimes. They agree, but then never show up and block you on all social media. I think they get scared and bail out at the last second.

Slightly annoying, but nothing you can really do about it.

Anyway, don’t bother taking these women on a fancy date or anything. It’s just not worth it. Save that for the 19 year old thotties.

You can invite these girls straight to your apartment and they’ll usually come over.

Don’t say, “bb u want some fuck” or something stupid.

Just invite them over to watch a movie or have some beers.texting cougar

If you live in the best apartment building in Ho Chi Minh City with an excellent view of District 1, then you can invite them over to see the view. I’m not bragging or anything. I’m just saying, living in a nice apartment makes things much easier.

Case Study: Government Cougar

I actually decided to meet a cougar before writing this article. Yes, I used the steps that I outlined above.

We’ll skip the minor details and prose. Here are the cliff notes.

She was a 32 year old government worker (wore that sexy dark green uniform and hat). Spoke excellent English. Never married, no kids. Found her online. It took her three days before she came to my apartment.

Oh, I was 24 when this happened.

Here is how I handled all the objections. I cut out all the other bullshit because it’s just not that interesting and I don’t feel like editing it.

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message cougar

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Summary

All in all, this isn’t that hard if you follow the process laid out.

This still felt weird and isn’t my cup of tea. The women are also way less attractive.

I feel like it’s a forced meme.

2 Comments

  1. So true that a lot of the “older” women in VN are super cute and bangable. Lots of hot MILFs too. I banged a few chicks older than me in the Gon. One was 36 when I was 33. She worked at Coach on Nguyen Hue and spoke good English. Think I randomly stumbled on her FB profile somewhere, randomly messaged her and it took off (back in the days when I believed VN women worshipped my whiteness and I could message and then bang any woman I wanted…worked a few times too). Made me chase her a bit, but nice body, tall and thin and pretty too, so worth it. Only got to bang her once before she ghosted. That same year I dated a 36-year-old with big titties for a couple months. She loved licking in my ear canal oddly enough. One time I thought she punctured my ear drum with her tongue suction. But the best older chick I banged was about six months pregnant with another nuoc ngoai’s baby who fled when she wanted to keep it. Nutting inside her with no worry about getting her pregnant and flooding even more semen into the womb was awesome. We made a video one night but I lost my phone a couple months later. Man, losing homemade porn that you can never replace sucks. Especially when it’s such a rare notch and you want to show your friends as proof when you tell them you banged a pregnant chick who was pregnant not with your baby and you can tell they don’t really believe you.

    Looking back on all the ONSs that I wanted to turn into repeat offenders who never returned my messages post-coitus, I wonder if they were pros/semi-pros who were hoping for cash afterward (your most recent GFE article got me thinking), or maybe they wanted the relationship but figured I wouldn’t be their boyfriend. I had one young one, 21 or 22, when I was pushing for her to come back to my place literally say to me, “okay, I’ll come back and we can have sex, but I’ll never see you again after.” And I said, sure, works for me.

    1. >Especially when it’s such a rare notch and you want to show your friends as proof when you tell them you banged a pregnant chick who was pregnant not with your baby and you can tell they don’t really believe you.

      lmao. I don’t even tell my friends stories. Too much crazy stuff happens here. Not much recently, but it’s just too ridiculous for even me to believe sometimes let alone other people. I was sitting on my couch going, “what the fuck is happening right now?” when the deaf girl was over.

      >Looking back on all the ONSs that I wanted to turn into repeat offenders who never returned my messages post-coitus, I wonder if they were pros/semi-pros who were hoping for cash afterward (your most recent GFE article got me thinking), or maybe they wanted the relationship but figured I wouldn’t be their boyfriend.

      Probably a combination of the two. If they don’t think you’re going to pay nor are interested in a relationship, then they’ll ghost. I crossed the very blurry line between relationship and fuck buddy a lot more than I’d like to admit, but that’s just how it works.

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