Threesomes Are Massively Overrated

Sup (s)expats. Neo has finally found the Holy Grail of degeneracy or the Arc of the Covenant.

Neo had a threesome.

And it wasn’t nearly as great as Neo expected. Furthermore, the whole experience was kind of a letdown.

Now, before some joker comes along and says this was some bukkake… no, it was a standard MFF threesome.

How Neo Had a Threesome

Neo has become somewhat of a regular customer at the many hot tocs that pepper HCMC.

Frankly, Neo is a bit of an expert on this very niche topic in the expat scene.

Now, for those that don’t know, these girls at the barbershops will do everything you want if you wave enough money in their face.

Every. Ting. You. Want.

But Neo didn’t wave around money like a goober. No, in a rare twist of fate the females working there actually acknowledged his existence and proposed a three$ome.

Neo loves supporting the local economy, but is also a tidewad with money.

He very reluctantly went along with this proposal. The girls were average looking at best and it was slow, which is perhaps why they proposed the threesome?

Or maybe Neo is just that good looking?

Eh, probably the former and not the latter.

It was Boring

Perhaps due to years upon years of programming from pornography, Neo was expecting something a little more from the threesome.

It didn’t live up to those expectations.

It started the way it usually does – nipple kissing and working their way down the chest, but with two women rather than one.

This is hot.

Eventually, the girls got down to Neo’s meatpole and balls. One licked his meatpole while the other slurped his balls.

Ok. This is even hotter.

And that was it for about ten minutes with the two of them switching off at about the halfway point.

Sure, it was hot – it’s a f*cking blowjob from two professionals. But Neo was expecting Jesus to come down from the heavens or something cool like that.

Instead, it was just two average Vietnamese women sucking his balls and meat pole at the same time.

In fact, the feeling of it wasn’t superior to a regular blowjob. The hottest part was just looking at two females blow Neo at the same time.

Final Verdict on Threesomes

3 Comments

  1. Nio hello. Why foreigner so poor? Why they not like to work in their home country? Why they luv fucking with hooker girl?

    Foreign white man like coming Vietnam to sex with women. Why white man pay for sex? Why they not like getting married?

  2. Do they actually do anything in these places? I thought intercourse was no option? What have you paid for other than BJs and how much?

    1. No boom boom in those places as far as I’m aware. Just BJs at 200k-400k a pop. But you can apparently pay 2 girls to give you a BJ at the same time, so that’s cool.

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