Saigon Blowjob Bars – Guide

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Do you feeling like getting your meat pole sucked in Saigon by a sexy girl and are too lazy to find some slut on Tinder?

Well, have I got a guide for you.

This guide will cover everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, you need to know about blowjob bars in Saigon.

Buckle up Unzip because this guide is packed with all the info you need to know about blowjob bars in Saigon.

How much does a blowjob cost in Saigon?

You should pay 200,000 dong for a blowjob in a BJ bar in Saigon. If you’re a foreigner, then they will try to charge you 400,000+ for a BJ.

That kind of sucks.

Just show them a 200,000 note when it’s time to pay and be on your way. Better yet, tell the captain out front “hai tram nghin” when he tries to get you to enter.

If you ask, then it’ll be whatever number they come up with in their head.

How to find blowjob bars in Saigon?

Blowjob bars are everywhere in Saigon despite being highly illegal because, well, it’s fucking Vietnam.

However, they are slightly hidden because that’s just how things work in Asia. The police get a little angry if crime is too blatant.

Anyway, blowjob bars in Saigon are labeled “hớt tóc,” which means barbershop in Vietnamese.

Now, not all hớt tócs are blowjob bars. Some are actual barbershops. These are easy to spot. Here’s the breakdown of hớt tócs in Saigon:

  • Bunch of gay guys working in it – avoid these. I imagine you can get a blowjob from one of the guys if that’s your thing, though.
  • Hot girls in miniskirts that clean your ears and give you a haircut… no blowjobs.
  • Hot girls in miniskirts that give you a blowjob. There is normally a captain/guard out front trying to get you into the shop and also parking motorbikes.

We’re most interested in the third category.

What are some exact locations of blowjob bars in Saigon?

Here are some exact locations of blowjob bars in Saigon.

Nguyen Phi Khanh Street (D1)

This is the streeet with the Phuc Long on it right near Bin Thanh. There are hot tocs all over the street with captains out front that will try to get you to enter.

Trust me, you’ll know the hot toc when you see it.

These ones have hot girls and good prices.

Ben Nys (110 Ben Ny)

The girls are a little chubby and probably not worth it. It’s also a little pricey at 400,000 for a BJ. But they’re used to foreigners, so it’s a good place to get your feet wet if you’re new to this.

Are the women hot?

It depends. They will mostly be 18-30 year old women from the countryside. They will have the average slutty Vietnamese girl look to them. Expats that have been here a long time know that look….

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Sometimes you get absolute dogs working at the hot toc. They tend to be very good at their job, so it evens out.

You know what they say, fat chicks give the best head and all that.

Not Interested in Blowjob Bars

If you’re not interested in blowjob bars in Saigon, then make sure to check out Vietnam Cupid. I wrote a nice guide about it here.

Vietnam Cupid Guide.

Can I pick my girl?

You’re white in Asia – you can do whatever the fuck you want and no one will say anything.

‘nuf said.

But no, you generally get stuck with the next girl in line if you don’t ask. The girl will probably be the ugliest one, too.

As I said earlier, you can pick out a girl and no one will say anything. It’s just not how things are normally done.

How a blowjob works in a BJ bar in Saigon?

Basically, you walk into barbershop and the girls are all just kind of lounging around. One of the girls will approach you and take you back to a little room.

The room actually has a barber chair in it because it is supposed to be a barbershop. Funny.

Anyway, just sit back in the chair and take off your pants. The girl will then wash your penis, balls, nipples, and hands.

She will then pull out her tits and lift up her miniskirt. You can feel her tits or finger her vagene.

Pretty cool.

Next, she will begin kissing your nipples. She will then work her way down your chest and belly to your meat pole.

Finally, she will begin a nice Bible study session with you and try to convince you to join the Church of Latter Day Saints…

Wait, wrong website.

Once you’re done the girl will spit into the sink and brush her teeth. This is where you can tip the girl for her hard work.

You then exit the room and pay your money to the girl at the front.

Easy.

Can I have sex with the girl?

No.

It’s only blowjobs. You can try to get her Zalo for some services on her off time. But this is not common and the girls don’t really have that much time off from what I’ve heard.

Is it a good blowjob?

Yeah, the girls working there are all pretty good at their job. Sometimes the enthusiasm isn’t always there, though.

Pro tip: The younger ones tend to be more enthusiastic than the older ones.

Is it worth it?

It’s 200,000 Dong, bro. If you can’t afford that, then you seriously need to reconsider your life choices.

Now, I understand guys not wanting to pay for sex for ethical reasons (lol), but it’s still cheaper doing it this way than paying for a Tinder date with some dumb slut with your time.

It’s a lot harder to get time back than 200,000 dong if you catch my drift.

3 Comments

  1. There are many around, especially in D2 on Tran Nao and further down near Mai Chi Tho…so i’ve been told…

    Some of them even come with a free beer whilst you ponder your selection

    1. Makes sense. I think every district has a street with them on it. There’s a street near Van Hanh mall in D10 that has a bunch of hourly hotels on it. Probably has some hot tocs.

      I’ve just never been to D2 and rarely venture out of D1.

      1. That’s the biggest red light district in Saigon. Very, very few foreigners go there unless they have inside info. Man oh man I miss the ‘Gon

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