There is a huge stigma against dating Vietnamese women that don’t speak English. This stigma is perpetuated by misogynistic white men that come to Asia to fulfill their wild sex fantasies with as many innocent Asian females as possible. Quite […]
Spotting Vietnamese Girls Online That Don’t Speak English
Does the below story sound familiar to you? You meet a cute Vietnamese female on Tinder or Vietnam Cupid, you agree to meet her for a coffee, and you finally meet her at the cafe. She’s got a cute face, […]
Saigon Blowjob Bars – Guide
Do you feeling like getting your meat pole sucked in Saigon by a sexy girl and are too lazy to find some slut on Tinder? Well, have I got a guide for you. This guide will cover everything, and I […]
11 Signs You’re a SIMP
The hottest insult on dem internets is calling other men a simp. Of course, simp = “Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy” With that in mind, here are 11 signs you’re a simp. 1. You’re a self-described male-feminst. I don’t really need […]
COVID: When Will Vietnam Reopen?
I see this question posted all the time on Facebook: When will Vietnam reopen for tourism?!?!?! Ok. I got some good intel on this one. Do you want to read what they told me? Fair warning: The truth hurts. Most […]
Vietnam: Post-COVID Life
Sup readers… those that are still here. Coronavirus kind of destroyed my blog. For those that still care, here are some quick updates on a post-COVID life in Vietnam. Everything Is About 95% The Same Of course, nobody died or […]
7 Things You Should Do During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Everyone knows about this moronavirus coronavirus at this point. And yeah, the entire world is basically locked down because this is economic warfare against the middle class the government is our friend and wants to protect us. Ok, enough of […]
Basic Rules If You Want To Get Married
Lots of guys on this part of the internet propose not getting married… Instead, they insist that you live a childless, consumerist life of Marvel comics, porn, videogames, prostitutes, endless work, and bitching on the internet. Hmmm, I wonder what […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
Apple Products Are Highly Overrated
Sup expats. I’m currently chilling in a Saigon coffee shop full of foreigners on their phones or computers. Every single one of them has a Mac or iPhone. Every. Single. One. Well, minus yours truly because of course. I’m chilling […]