What’s up readers?
Today I’m going to discuss one of the most important parts about life… the way you clothe yourself.
Yeah, a lot of you guys are probably going to think that dressing good is for The Gays and women. Well, you’re wrong. You don’t want to be mistaken for a broke begpacker.
Anyway, this guide isn’t really going to go over whether you should put three buttons or two buttons on your suit. No, instead we’re going to go over the basic outfit that every guy needs in his wardrobe. It’s simple, you don’t have to worry about choosing what clothes to wear in the morning, which will help you stay productive.
You can also wear this outfit for your Vietnam Cupid dates.
First we have to set some basic ground rules about clothing and what you should not wear.
Basic Fashion Rules
Don’t be Fat
This is the most important rule. The outfits I’ll mention only really work for men that are an average weight or less. It also helps if you have some muscle on your body. However, being skinny will work OK as well.
If you’re fat, then lose weight. No outfit will make you look good, sorry. Just being honest.
Only wear fitted clothing
Fitted clothing refers to snug clothing. It does not refer to “skinny” clothing. Basically, you should not wear anything super tight that looks like a woman could wear it. A good rule is that if you struggle to put it on, then it is probably too tight.
Only Wear Solid Colors
Don’t wear stripes or any patterns. Stick to solid colors.
Solid colors are less distracting make people focus on your face.
Do Not Wear Clothing with Writing on It
This rule is to stop you from wearing comic book t-shirts or band shirts. Basically, if it has writing on it, then don’t wear it.
Also, don’t wear a shirt with other man’s name on it. Just don’t do it.
Some exceptions exist obviously. A t-shirt with your firefighter engine (if you’re a firefighter) is ok. Same with military t-shirts as long as it isn’t obnoxious or over the top.
Do Not Wear Shorts
Yeah, I know in Southeast Asia this can be kind of difficult. However, all the locals wear pants in the heat. Anyway, men should only wear shorts at the beach or the gym.
They just aren’t fashionable or masculine.
Do Not Wear a Hat
Another one that might be hard for some guys. You should not wear a hat.
If you’re losing your hair, then just shave your head or use clippers (0 or 1 setting) every other day. Don’t bother trying to cover your baldness with a hat. Trust me, everyone knows why you’re wearing a hat.
Now, I feel the pain since I’m a balding man. You can get a fashionable hat to protect yourself from the sun. Do not get a fedora. Avoid baseball hats too.
The Only Clothes You Need
Well, we finally laid out some ground rules and big NO’s, so now we can over the clothes that you need.
First, make sure these are fitted (see rule above). You don’t need a super fancy V-neck or anything. Just go to Zara, H&M, or whatever and pick up some nice fitted V-necks. They should be darker clothes (black, grey, navy blue, etc.). It just looks better.
Some guys refuse to wear v-necks. I think they look fine as long as they aren’t a super deep V. Also, some guys say you should trim your chest hair so it doesn’t poke out. You don’t have to do that. Some chest hair poking out looks masculine.
Trimming your body hair (other than your beard) is feminine. It also means you’re probably ashamed of your masculinity. Don’t do it.
I’m a big fan of chinos. They look great will just about any shirt. Make sure to get some khaki ones and some darker ones too. I prefer the darker ones for most occasions, but that’s just me.
Make sure they aren’t supper baggy and that the legs aren’t too long.
Personally, I’m not a fan of jeans. However, there is nothing wrong with them so they make the list. Just stick to the darkest wash you can find and fitted. No boot cut!
Only wear sneakers at the gym. Instead, you should wear desert boots with your pants. Make sure the desert boots are leather too. Suede shoes are for women. They also will get destroyed in the Southeast Asia rain.
These make a great choice for those of you that want to mix up the v-necks. Also good if you have to do something slightly more formal. Again, stick to darker colors.
Golf polo shirts are especially good for Southeast Asia because they’re more breathable. Just avoid ones with patterns on them.
Button down Shirts
Always have at least two button down shirts in your wardrobe. Just use these for formal occasions. Stick to that powdery blue or white. Make sure you have a decent looking tie (red or blue) that you know how to tie.
The police back home would probably stop if you if you wore a sweatshirt in 100 degree heat. However, it’s perfectly normal in Southeast Asia to wear one.
Wear it if you spend any time outside during the day. The sun here is brutal and will destroy your skin over time. It will also make you tan, which isn’t attractive.
Just get a baggy sweatshirt (the one time you can wear baggy) that is thin. This makes it less oppressively hot. All the locals do it.
Wear basketball shorts, sneakers, and tanktops to the gym. It’s the gym, so it doesn’t really matter if you look amazing. Obviously, your shirt shouldn’t have holes in it or anything.
That about covers it for clothing. It’s not too difficult to look good out here. Most expats dress terribly, so following this advice will put you in the top 1%.
How do you guys dress while you’re out here?