Vietnam is generally a safe country outside of a few sketchy cities (Haiphong…). However, there is one thing you need to look out for that is the closest to thing to violent crime against so-called innocent foreigners in Vietnam… THIEVING […]
Expat Life
Make More Money or STFU
Sup expats. I’ve been gone for a few weeks, actually building up an income stream because this site doesn’t make money, and came back to a few comments from broke bois that made me chuckle. Time for a new article. […]
Is Riding a Motorbike in Vietnam Dangerous?
An extremely common question people ask me is: Is it dangerous to ride a motorbike in Vietnam? The answer might surprise you – no. It’s not really that dangerous to ride a motorbike in Vietnam. In fact, I find it […]
Threesomes Are Massively Overrated
Sup (s)expats. Neo has finally found the Holy Grail of degeneracy or the Arc of the Covenant. Neo had a threesome. And it wasn’t nearly as great as Neo expected. Furthermore, the whole experience was kind of a letdown. Now, […]
I Love When Asian Sluts Piss on Me
Got a bit of a doozy with this one. I’m finally going to come out and admit one of the only fetishes I truly have. Why? Despite sounding gross and humiliating, it feels great. Asians sluts pissing on me feels […]
Saigon Blowjob Bars – Guide
Do you feeling like getting your meat pole sucked in Saigon by a sexy girl and are too lazy to find some slut on Tinder? Well, have I got a guide for you. This guide will cover everything, and I […]
7 Things You Should Do During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Everyone knows about this moronavirus coronavirus at this point. And yeah, the entire world is basically locked down because this is economic warfare against the middle class the government is our friend and wants to protect us. Ok, enough of […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
Traveling is Overrated
All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating exotic non-white people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some […]
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]