All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating brown people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some weird […]
Expat Life
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]
The Only New Year’s Resolution Worth Doing
Happy (Roman/fake) New Year everyone. I’m sure many of you have a New Year’s Resolution that will last all of a week because that’s just how they always work. You know they’re stupid, I know they’re stupid, we all know […]
PSA: Expats In Asia Aren’t Pedos
A common insult you read online, mostly from bitter old ladies and Elon Musk, is that white men in Asia are pedophiles. People have even insinuated that I’m a pedophile because of this site, which doesn’t even make sense. People […]
Sunscreen Ain’t Good For You
Vietnam is as sunny as Africa. Like, it’s really sunny out here. You go out for 10 minutes during lunch and you will feel your skin burning. You’ll be as red as a tomato within an hour. Southeast Asians can’t […]
5 WEIRD Things About Asian Women
Asian women are great, but they can be very strange. This article will describe five weird things about literally every single one of them. Yes, I’ve met every single Asian woman on the planet. Please don’t try to rebut me […]
5 Reasons to Stop Using Porn
Porn exists. Everyone knows it, and (almost) everyone uses it. We’re being serious when we say this. Every person you know has watched porn. It’s actually bad for us. This stuff is literally a succubus sent from hell (and distributed […]
6 Reasons Not to Do The Vegan Diet
I’ve met quite a few expats in my 13 months in Vietnam. A fair number of those expats are vegan. Asia just seems to draw a lot of vegans for reasons I won’t explain on this blog. Anyway, since there […]
It’s Time to Go Home
This blog began as a way to document my life abroad, help other guys that want to move abroad, and piss off women. All those goals have been accomplished. My time abroad has finished. The return ticket was purchased months […]
Do Expats Need to Learn Vietnamese?
One of the most common questions expats hear from non-expats is, “do you speak the language?” They assume expats will starve and jack off into socks if they don’t speak the local language. Now, I can’t speak for expats in […]