Asian women are great, but they can be very strange. This article will describe five weird things about literally every single one of them. Yes, I’ve met every single Asian woman on the planet. Please don’t try to rebut me […]
Expat Life
5 Reasons to Stop Using Porn
Porn exists. Everyone knows it, and (almost) everyone uses it. We’re being serious when we say this. Every person you know has watched porn. It’s actually bad for us. This stuff is literally a succubus sent from hell (and distributed […]
6 Reasons Not to Do The Vegan Diet
I’ve met quite a few expats in my 13 months in Vietnam. A fair number of those expats are vegan. Asia just seems to draw a lot of vegans for reasons I won’t explain on this blog. Anyway, since there […]
It’s Time to Go Home
This blog began as a way to document my life abroad, help other guys that want to move abroad, and piss off women. All those goals have been accomplished. My time abroad has finished. The return ticket was purchased months […]
Do Expats Need to Learn Vietnamese?
One of the most common questions expats hear from non-expats is, “do you speak the language?” They assume expats will starve and jack off into socks if they don’t speak the local language. Now, I can’t speak for expats in […]
5 Reasons Not To Get A Tattoo (in Asia)
Tattoos are stupid. Despite this objective fact, people keep getting tattoos. Almost every white expat in Southeast Asia has a tattoo. Yes, it’s a very boomer-esque position to hold. Don’t care. Here are five reasons you shouldn’t get a tattoo. […]
7 Things Every Female Expat in Southeast Asia Says
Every expat man that lives in Southeast Asia has encountered a female expat. You have probably heard, or read, a fempat say one of these lines. That’s not an exaggeration either. They actually say this stuff in real life (except […]
How Masculine Men View Women
Modern men have a difficult time understanding/interacting with women. So I’m going to tell you how you, a masculine man, should view women. I can 100% money-back guarantee that you will never have any “girl problems” IF you internalize what I’m […]
Neo The Nomad Asian Fangirl Club
This blog has a surprising number of female Vietnamese readers. They always message me since they love a man that blatantly disrespects women on the Internet, so I’m giving these ladies a chance to make themselves useful to me and […]
5 Reasons Why Having A Beard Sucks
Beards have become a staple of the 21st century man. Just do a quick Google search of “beard style” or something like that. Despite this fact I still think beards are stupid and only grow mine out when I’m lazy. […]