Do you feeling like getting your meat pole sucked in Saigon by a sexy girl and are too lazy to find some slut on Tinder? Well, have I got a guide for you. This guide will cover everything, and I […]
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7 Things You Should Do During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Everyone knows about this moronavirus coronavirus at this point. And yeah, the entire world is basically locked down because this is economic warfare against the middle class the government is our friend and wants to protect us. Ok, enough of […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
PSA: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM CORNAVIRUS [MARCH 15 UPDATE]!!!
Update [March 15]: Vietnam has pretty much shut down the border until April 15th, so you have to do a visa extension at the immigration office ( 333-337 Nguyen Trai). And all the bars, clubs, karaokes, and massage parlors in […]
Traveling is Overrated
All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating exotic non-white people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some […]
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]
The Only New Year’s Resolution Worth Doing
Happy (Roman/fake) New Year everyone. I’m sure many of you have a New Year’s Resolution that will last all of a week because that’s just how they always work. You know they’re stupid, I know they’re stupid, we all know […]
PSA: Expats In Asia Aren’t Pedos
A common insult you read online, mostly from bitter old ladies and Elon Musk, is that white men in Asia are pedophiles. People have even insinuated that I’m a pedophile because of this site, which doesn’t even make sense. People […]
Sunscreen Ain’t Good For You
Vietnam is as sunny as Africa. Like, it’s really sunny out here. You go out for 10 minutes during lunch and you will feel your skin burning. You’ll be as red as a tomato within an hour. Southeast Asians can’t […]
5 WEIRD Things About Asian Women
Asian women are great, but they can be very strange. This article will describe five weird things about literally every single one of them. Yes, I’ve met every single Asian woman on the planet. Please don’t try to rebut me […]