An extremely common question people ask me is: Is it dangerous to ride a motorbike in Vietnam? The answer might surprise you – no. It’s not really that dangerous to ride a motorbike in Vietnam. In fact, I find it […]
Expat Life
Threesomes Are Massively Overrated
Sup (s)expats. Neo has finally found the Holy Grail of degeneracy or the Arc of the Covenant. Neo had a threesome. And it wasn’t nearly as great as Neo expected. Furthermore, the whole experience was kind of a letdown. Now, […]
I Love When Asian Sluts Piss on Me
Got a bit of a doozy with this one. I’m finally going to come out and admit one of the only fetishes I truly have. Why? Despite sounding gross and humiliating, it feels great. Asians sluts pissing on me feels […]
Saigon Blowjob Bars – Guide
Do you feeling like getting your meat pole sucked in Saigon by a sexy girl and are too lazy to find some slut on Tinder? Well, have I got a guide for you. This guide will cover everything, and I […]
7 Things You Should Do During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Everyone knows about this moronavirus coronavirus at this point. And yeah, the entire world is basically locked down because this is economic warfare against the middle class the government is our friend and wants to protect us. Ok, enough of […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
Traveling is Overrated
All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating exotic non-white people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some […]
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]
PSA: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM CORNAVIRUS [MARCH 15 UPDATE]!!!
Update [March 15]: Vietnam has pretty much shut down the border until April 15th, so you have to do a visa extension at the immigration office ( 333-337 Nguyen Trai). And all the bars, clubs, karaokes, and massage parlors in […]
The Only New Year’s Resolution Worth Doing
Happy (Roman/fake) New Year everyone. I’m sure many of you have a New Year’s Resolution that will last all of a week because that’s just how they always work. You know they’re stupid, I know they’re stupid, we all know […]