Someone left me a comment asking a perfectly valid question on my “Dating Vietnamese girls” article:
This is actually something that I have thought long and hard about, so I already have this all planned out…
And no, it doesn’t involve adoption.
Problem: Asians Can’t Have A Blue Eyed Child
So, those of you that passed 7th grade biology should remember a Punnet square. These little square things will predict if your baby will have blue eyes.
Here’s a simple explanation for those of you that failed biology.
If you have blue eyes, then you need to impregnate a woman that has blue eyes to have a 100% chance of having a blue eyed child.
There is a 0% chance of having a blue eyed child with an Asian woman. Your grandchildren might have blue eyes (depending on their partner), but your children will not have blue eyes.
That’s just how it is. Look at the Punnett squares, bro.
Hell, your kids won’t even look like you with an Asian chick (if you’re white). They’ll look Asian with whiter skin, rounder “Asian eyes,” and maybe brown hair.
Most non-Asians would consider them Asian. Most Asians would call them mixed.
Not the best scenario for your kid. Just look at reddit.com/r/hapas.
Anyway, there is a method around this biological conundrum thanks to 21st century medicine.
Solution: The Neo Method
Yeah, it’s kind of expensive. $50,000 isn’t that much money in the grand scheme of things though. I mean, it’s not like this is $500 million or something.
You can probably save $50,000 in 5-7 years if you really focus.
Purchase Eggs from a Blue Eyed Woman
Yes. You can literally purchase eggs from a blue eyed woman. It can be done via a brokerage site on the internet.
These brokerage sites tell you everything you would want to know about the woman too:
Height. Weight. Education level. Pictures. Family history. DNA test.
What more information do you need?
Ship The Eggs to a Fertility Clinic in China
The next step is to ship those eggs to a fertility clinic in China.
Yeah, this whole process has to be China for two reasons.
One, your Vietnamese wife/girlfriend can’t easily travel anywhere important (except Singapore) with her Vietnamese passport.
More importantly, there are some moral objections to this…
The Chinese give precisely 0 fucks about morality or anything like that.
Use In vitro Fertilization (IVF) to Place The Embryo in Your Wife
The next step is the fun one.
You go to the fertility clinic with your wife. You jack off into a test tube.
A doctor will take your sperm and manually fertilize the (blue eyed) egg using a microscope and small tools.
This creates a real life embryo, which the doctor will then place in your Vietnamese wife.
Wait 9 Months
9 months later your Vietnamese wife will give birth to a blue eyed baby.
And don’t worry about her thinking the baby doesn’t belong to her or anything like that.
The baby was in her womb for 9 months and came out of her.
She will consider the baby her own even though it doesn’t look like her. Her body/brain has no way of knowing that the baby does not genetically belong to her.
I’m not stupid. This plan sounds good on paper, but it has a few minor problems.
All of these problems can be overcome though.
“No woman would agree to that arrangement.”
I doubt it. There are plenty of perfectly normal Vietnamese women that would agree to this arrangement. You can find them on Vietnam Cupid if you follow my the tips in my last article.
I’ve actually asked a few women about it while on a date. Their eyes lit up when I said they could have a blue eyed baby that looks European.
Don’t know if they fully understood the whole concept, but they didn’t have any objection.
Even if they did have any objection, who cares?
“What citizenship will the baby have?”
The same citizenship as you. Honestly, I’m not sure if the baby would qualify for Vietnamese citizenship since it has no Vietnamese blood.
“Is this legal?”
“How do I explain to my kid that he/she has blue eyes and looks 100% white despite having an Asian mom?”
Absolutely no clue.
5. “Will I have to pay child support to the egg donor?”
No. Just sign paperwork and stuff. She shouldn’t even know who you are if you do it through a clinic.