Everyone knows that Vietnam is just one of those places that you can easily find a girl to pork.
Super easy. Just fire up Tinder.
I talk about it a lot on this website. That’s actually like 80% of this site’s content.
However, what doesn’t get talked about is birth control.
This article will cover everything you need to know about birth control in Vietnam. Here are your options:
Price: Heavy balls.
Price: 200k ($8) for a 12 pack.
Condoms are probably the most popular form of birth control for western guys. You can buy Durex, or some other Japanese brand that I forget the name of, at every convenience store.
Durex are slightly more expensive and they feel better. The Japanese brand condoms are awful, which is why Japanese aren’t having sex.
Honestly, condoms just suck. I’ve used them maybe 4 or 6 times in Saigon.
Just not my thing. Hell, I don’t even have a condom in my sex toolbox…
Sex while wearing a condom is not even worth the time and release of masculine energy.
Note: It’s extremely rare to get AIDS from vaginal sex. HIV/AIDS was originally known as Gay-Related Immune Deficiency (GRID), gay cancer, and gay plague. As you can guess, it is most common with gay dudes and druggies (male prostitutes).
3. Plan B
Cost: Under 20k ($1)
Plan B, officially known as emergency contraception, is a pill that women take if the condom breaks. It is supposed to prevent the egg from getting fertilized, which means your waifu won’t pop out a hapa baby in 9 months.
You can buy it by going to any pharmacy in Vietnam and asking for: “Thuốc tránh thai khẩn cấp” (Don’t bother trying to pronounce that, just show them the text).
You can also ask for “Postinor.” Again, just show them the text. They’ll know what’s up.
Of course everyone always says, “Plan B isn’t birth control.”
Well, I’m not a dad, so it definitely works.
Anyway, the riskiest part about using Plan B in Vietnam is getting a Vietnamese woman to take it.
The most common objection you’ll hear is, “I not have baby when old if take!”
Don’t worry, with enough convincing you can get a woman to do just about anything. Including swallow a pill.
If you suck at persuasion, then…
Just grind up the pill and slip it in her tea or coffee 😉
4. Pullout Method
Efficacy: 100% if you know what you’re doing. Probably about 40% if you don’t.
The pullout method is an actual form of contraception.
Basically, right before you’re about to nut you pull out your wee-wee. Just make sure that none of your baby batter gets in her vagene and you’ll be fine.
There are some super important things you should know about the pullout method BEFORE doing it.
First, pre-cum will not make a woman pregnant.
HOWEVER, you must pee sometime after your previous ejaculation and before sex. The ammonia in your pee will kill all the sperm in your urethra (that’s the tube that your pee goes through). Sperm stuck in your urethra will get in the pre-cum and THAT can get a girl pregnant.
So make sure to pee after ejaculating or the pull out method won’t work. This means going back-to-back with the pull out method can get a girl pregnant… unless you pee between sessions.
Second, make sure to clean your pee-pee and all the jizz on your stomach with disinfectant soap after you have sex. This will prevent any random sperm from “magically” getting into your waif’s vagene.
Finally, don’t blow your load on her bobs or face. Some of these psycho Viet chicks will eat your jizz for extra protein or rub it on their skin to make their skin whiter.
Well that’s not really a problem. It’s actually kind of hot.
The bigger problem is if she shoves your male vitality in her vagene.
Make sure you account for every drop of your baby batter at all times. That shit is like a lottery ticket for these Vietnamese chicks.
Efficacy: 100% and permanent
A vasectomy is when a doctor literally burns the tubes in your ballsack that deliver sperm to your baby batter.
This means you will still shoot normal looking loads, but they’ll be blanks since they have no sperm.
Yes, you’re basically fixed like my dog. Though you still keep your nuts so I guess it’s a little different.
Anyway, this whole procedure is pretty cheap everywhere in the world. You can get it done in Vietnam and all over Southeast Asia.
I personally believe a vasectomy is the epitome of emasculation. Just skip the vasectomy and pay me $600 to boink your wife/gf.
Efficacy: Depends on where you blow your load.
So, all these articles talk about condoms and vasectomies, but no one talks about the best contraceptive.
Just get a girl to give you a blowjob. You probably can’t get an STD from it.
The only real risk is that she gives a terrible blowjob.
7. Flee The Country
If you’ve majorly fucked up… Just flee the country.
There ain’t nothing the Vietnamese government can do about it. Actually, they probably can’t do anything if you stay and don’t sign the birth certificate, but I don’t know so I won’t say anything.
It’s even better if the woman doesn’t know your real name, your address, and doesn’t have a phone number that is attached to your passport.