One of the most common questions expats hear from non-expats is, “do you speak the language?” They assume expats will starve and jack off into socks if they don’t speak the local language. Now, I can’t speak for expats in […]
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5 Reasons Not To Get A Tattoo (in Asia)
Tattoos are stupid. Despite this objective fact, people keep getting tattoos. Almost every white expat in Southeast Asia has a tattoo. Yes, it’s a very boomer-esque position to hold. Don’t care. Here are five reasons you shouldn’t get a tattoo. […]
7 Things Every Female Expat in Southeast Asia Says
Every expat man that lives in Southeast Asia has encountered a female expat. You have probably heard, or read, a fempat say one of these lines. That’s not an exaggeration either. They actually say this stuff in real life (except […]
How Masculine Men View Women
Modern men have a difficult time understanding/interacting with women. So I’m going to tell you how you, a masculine man, should view women. I can 100% money-back guarantee that you will never have any “girl problems” IF you internalize what I’m […]
Neo The Nomad Asian Fangirl Club
This blog has a surprising number of female Vietnamese readers. They always message me since they love a man that blatantly disrespects women on the Internet, so I’m giving these ladies a chance to make themselves useful to me and […]
5 Reasons Why Having A Beard Sucks
Beards have become a staple of the 21st century man. Just do a quick Google search of “beard style” or something like that. Despite this fact I still think beards are stupid and only grow mine out when I’m lazy. […]
5 Tips For Your First Date With a Vietnamese Woman
Getting a date with a Vietnamese woman is easy. Just go on Tinder, find a chick, and invite her out. It’s easy enough. Here are some tips on making sure that your date goes well. All based on my date experience […]
6 Things All Expats HATE About Vietnam
I’ve been in Vietnam for over a year AND I’m American, so this gives me the authority to write an article about all the stuff wrong with this country. Every expat that has been in Vietnam for any significant amount […]
How to Smoothly End a Relationship With a (Vietnamese) Woman
Expats living in Vietnam don’t struggle finding a girlfriend. You can meet a woman and marry her after the third date. That’s just a joke… You can meet a woman and marry her after the first date. That one is […]
The Different Types of Birth Control in Vietnam
Everyone knows that Vietnam is just one of those places that you can easily find a girl to pork. Super easy. Just fire up Tinder. I talk about it a lot on this website. That’s actually like 80% of this site’s […]