An extremely cringe, yet common, sight you see in modern society is a man arguing with a woman. Now, I’m not going to get into the whole reason why guys think this is a good idea. But I can assure […]
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How To Start A Travel Blog
Lots of people ask me how to start a blog. Here is my guide. Everyone covers technical stuff (for the affiliate income), so I’ll focus on the writing/marketing angle since that’s what a blog is actually about. Also, don’t start […]
5 Reasons to Stop Using Porn
Porn exists. Everyone knows it, and (almost) everyone uses it. We’re being serious when we say this. Every person you know has watched porn. It’s actually bad for us. This stuff is literally a succubus sent from hell (and distributed […]
4 Reasons I Don’t Date Women Over 22
I have a rule that I don’t date women over 22. No exceptions. The bloggers at HuffPost say this is evil because they’re old hags that try and go against nature. Here are the four reasons I don’t date women […]
6 Reasons Not to Do The Vegan Diet
I’ve met quite a few expats in my 13 months in Vietnam. A fair number of those expats are vegan. Asia just seems to draw a lot of vegans for reasons I won’t explain on this blog. Anyway, since there […]
7 Signs Your Vietnamese Girl Is A Slut
Sup expats. Long time no see. This past week an article went kind of viral on Vietnamese Facebook. Lots and lots of users visited the site. Fun times. We pissed off a lot of Vietnamese women with that article too. […]
It’s Time to Go Home
This blog began as a way to document my life abroad, help other guys that want to move abroad, and piss off women. All those goals have been accomplished. My time abroad has finished. The return ticket was purchased months […]
Do Expats Need to Learn Vietnamese?
One of the most common questions expats hear from non-expats is, “do you speak the language?” They assume expats will starve and jack off into socks if they don’t speak the local language. Now, I can’t speak for expats in […]
5 Reasons Not To Get A Tattoo (in Asia)
Tattoos are stupid. Despite this objective fact, people keep getting tattoos. Almost every white expat in Southeast Asia has a tattoo. Yes, it’s a very boomer-esque position to hold. Don’t care. Here are five reasons you shouldn’t get a tattoo. […]
7 Things Every Female Expat in Southeast Asia Says
Every expat man that lives in Southeast Asia has encountered a female expat. You have probably heard, or read, a fempat say one of these lines. That’s not an exaggeration either. They actually say this stuff in real life (except […]