You’ve heard the rumors. Hell, you’ve probably heard the rumblings from your average middle aged white woman or their eunuch husband. And if you’re like me, then you might have even been called out on preferring Asian girls by a middle aged white woman.
I’ll add a big disclaimer here: I’m not some weeaboo that moved to Vietnam because I have yellow fever. Nor did I ever own a waifu pillow. I have never watched anime in my life. My last girlfriend was an attractive white girl. Hell, I never even watched Asian porn.
To get to the point. Pursuing Asian girls was never my main focus. If I saw a super hot one, then fine but I wasn’t going to seek a Vietnamese girl out…
Until my first visit to Vietnam.
5 Reasons Vietnamese Girls Are Better Than American Girls
These girls are submissive. Even the high powered Vietnamese women in nutcrushing jobs, like lawyers and doctors, are still more submissive than their American counterparts. Yes, this applies to the bedroom too. It also applies to your day to day life.
Notice that when you go on a date with a Vietnamese girl that she will naturally walk behind you. She will ask YOU what food YOU want to eat. These girls know that their place as a woman in the relationship is to please their man and have kids. They will not try to compete with you for dominance on a date.
For example, I was eating spring rolls with a Vietnamese girl. Of course my American self does not know how to roll a spring roll. The girl I was with started rolling the spring rolls for me. She probably would have put them in my mouth if I asked.
Time for the American girl comparison. Your America girl will want to wear a pantsuit and crush nutsacks at her cushy HR job. Imagine Ms. Nutsack Crusher on a date. You think she will roll your spring rolls on a date…
She’ll brag about her fancy career and how many nutsacks she crushed at work. And probably try to crush your nutsack.
Do these nutsack crushers even want kids? Hell naw. Kids are expensive and mean taking time off from her their career. One or two cats are good enough for these womyn. Maybe they will get a dog if they’re feeling really adventurous.
Vietnamese girls are warm and caring when they like you or have a use for you. They will be ice cold when they have no use for you.
I texted a girl in my rotation that I was stuck in bed with a cold. She immediately called to ask if she could bring some pho. I hesitated at first because my first thought jumped to waking up in my bathtub with a missing kidney. Figuring that I could handle a 5’0″ and 90 pound girl I said #YOLO and said “sure.”
She dropped it off. So sweet and caring.
I also asked if she wanted to “come up and watch a movie” when she was at the apartment. Of course she obliged to that 😉
Now compare this to telling your normal washed up American slut that you’re sick. They’ll complain about your penis not working!
And then she’ll go on Tinder and find the next white knight schlub willing to suck her toes or whatever guys in America do to get laid.
3. Know How To Cook
This is an important one for me. I have a general idea of how to cook basic manly and high testosterone food like eggs and hamburgers. However, cooking an elaborate meal with 20 plates is above my mediocre skill level. This is where women come into the picture.
Men have hunted the food and the women have cooked it throughout most of human history. Most of us don’t hunt our own food nowadays. The man should earn the money and have his woman buy the food and cook. Vietnamese girls understand this. American girls do not.
Sounds like a fair trade to me. I hate working. If I was a girl, it would make me ecstatic if a wealthy man told me that all I had to do was look pretty, keep my mouth shut, cook meals, and have sex.
Time for the America comparison. How many girls in America even know how to cook?
My mom cooks an amazing dinner everyday, but she comes from a different generation. My American ex-girlfriend only knew how to press buttons on a microwave, bake cookies, and make pasta. Cookies and alfredo taste good, but I can’t eat that garbage everyday for dinner.
These Asian bitches are all skinny. Even the few fat ones (by Asian standards) are about the same as your average American womyn. I guess a diet of rice, chicken, and soup is good for you. Plus a good dose of fat shaming never hurt anyone.
Meanwhile in America, you have womyn “cooking” microwave food (remember they can’t cook) and downing a bottle of wine with their cat and other single friends. All while proclaiming “Big is Beautiful.”
I hate to break it you (actually I love to), but fat womyn are disgusting.
5. No Speak English
“How is this a positive?” you might ask…
Most guys think they need an “emotional connection” with a woman for a successful relationship. That’s a bunch of bullshit spouted by manginas that wear lavender panties and pink pussy hats. We want hot bitches that meet the four criteria listed above. I don’t care about “emotional connections” or that bullshit.
How do you have deep conversations about heavy topics with my girlfriend?
Uhhhh, you don’t.
If I want a deep conversation about a meaningful topic, then I find a man (that doesn’t wear a pink pussy hat) to drink beers with and smoke cigars. Things just work better that way.
There you have it. A list of five reasons that Vietnamese women show superiority to American girls. Let me know what you think. I really hope this makes you cry. Remember, I am an evil man.