All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating brown people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some weird […]
5 Awesome Legal Things in Vietnam
Vietnam is a country with good laws that make lots of sense, unlike the “land of the free” that is full of terrible laws meant to humiliate you or extort money out of you. This article will cover some things […]
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]
PSA: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
There’s this new Coronavirus thing floating around killing Chinese people and stuff. Some people aren’t taking it seriously, as demonstrated in the below image: However, almost every person in the entire world is freaking out about this (even though it […]
Beautiful Women Are Overrated
You will often hear men mention wanting a beautiful wife. And not beautiful in the cutesy, lovey-dovey way. We’re talking about porn slut beautiful. You know that type of woman… Guys out actually there want to marry that type of […]
Vietnamese Women Aren’t That Hot
Sup expats. Got a somewhat controversial article this week… Vietnamese women aren’t that hot. I’ll take it a step further… most of them are downright ugly. Now, I like pushing the sexy Asian women meme because it pisses off fat […]
Don’t Walk Behind Your Woman
Sup expats. Hope everyone is having a good Roman Calendar New Year. I’ve discussed the Walking Behind Women Question (WBWQ) before in different articles. But no article has been written about the Walking Behind Women Question. Until now. I am […]
The Only New Year’s Resolution Worth Doing
Happy (Roman/fake) New Year everyone. I’m sure many of you have a New Year’s Resolution that will last all of a week because that’s just how they always work. You know they’re stupid, I know they’re stupid, we all know […]
PSA: Expats In Asia Aren’t Pedos
A common insult you read online, mostly from bitter old ladies and Elon Musk, is that white men in Asia are pedophiles. People have even insinuated that I’m a pedophile because of this site, which doesn’t even make sense. People […]
PSA: Vietnam Visa Law Updates (UPDATE)
UPDATE January 7, 2020: My visa lady said to wait until July to see what happens. Quick heads up for followers and anyone that stumbles upon this amazing piece of internet property: Vietnam just passed a law will take affect […]