Lots of guys on this part of the internet propose not getting married… Instead, they insist that you live a childless, consumerist life of Marvel comics, porn, videogames, prostitutes, endless work, and bitching on the internet. Hmmm, I wonder what […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
PSA: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM CORNAVIRUS [MARCH 15 UPDATE]!!!
Update [March 15]: Vietnam has pretty much shut down the border until April 15th, so you have to do a visa extension at the immigration office ( 333-337 Nguyen Trai). And all the bars, clubs, karaokes, and massage parlors in […]
Apple Products Are Highly Overrated
Sup expats. I’m currently chilling in a Saigon coffee shop full of foreigners on their phones or computers. Every single one of them has a Mac or iPhone. Every. Single. One. Well, minus yours truly because of course. I’m chilling […]
Don’t Be Like These Guys
Sup readers. Got a general advice post today. As I’ve written about before, I’m bald as fuck (Norwood 3.5 with diffuse thinning) and young. Fortunately, I don’t care about hair because I don’t care what some goo-hole “thinks.” Guys only […]
Traveling is Overrated
All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating brown people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some weird […]
5 Awesome Legal Things in Vietnam
Vietnam is a country with good laws that make lots of sense, unlike the “land of the free” that is full of terrible laws meant to humiliate you or extort money out of you. This article will cover some things […]
The Super Bowl Is Scripted
A different type of blog post this week because I’m tired about writing about women and Vietnam. Plus, this is such a big event that it warrants a post. Most importantly, I love writing about this stuff. Don’t worry, this […]
Beautiful Women Are Overrated
You will often hear men mention wanting a beautiful wife. And not beautiful in the cutesy, lovey-dovey way. We’re talking about porn slut beautiful. You know that type of woman… Guys out actually there want to marry that type of […]
Vietnamese Women Aren’t That Hot
Sup expats. Got a somewhat controversial article this week… Vietnamese women aren’t that hot. I’ll take it a step further… most of them are downright ugly. Now, I like pushing the sexy Asian women meme because it pisses off fat […]