I see this question posted all the time on Facebook: When will Vietnam reopen for tourism?!?!?! Ok. I got some good intel on this one. Do you want to read what they told me? Fair warning: The truth hurts. Most […]
Vietnam: Post-COVID Life
Sup readers… those that are still here. Coronavirus kind of destroyed my blog. For those that still care, here are some quick updates on a post-COVID life in Vietnam. Everything Is About 95% The Same Of course, nobody died or […]
7 Things You Should Do During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Everyone knows about this moronavirus coronavirus at this point. And yeah, the entire world is basically locked down because this is economic warfare against the middle class the government is our friend and wants to protect us. Ok, enough of […]
Basic Rules If You Want To Get Married
Lots of guys on this part of the internet propose not getting married… Instead, they insist that you live a childless, consumerist life of Marvel comics, porn, videogames, prostitutes, endless work, and bitching on the internet. Hmmm, I wonder what […]
How to Deal with Vietnamese Traffic Police
Dealing with the traffic police in Vietnam is pretty easy. I’ve only had one interaction with them (wrote about here), which went pretty well all things considered. Anyway, a commenter asked me to write an article on what to do […]
PSA: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM CORNAVIRUS [MARCH 15 UPDATE]!!!
Update [March 15]: Vietnam has pretty much shut down the border until April 15th, so you have to do a visa extension at the immigration office ( 333-337 Nguyen Trai). And all the bars, clubs, karaokes, and massage parlors in […]
Apple Products Are Highly Overrated
Sup expats. I’m currently chilling in a Saigon coffee shop full of foreigners on their phones or computers. Every single one of them has a Mac or iPhone. Every. Single. One. Well, minus yours truly because of course. I’m chilling […]
Don’t Be Like These Guys
Sup readers. Got a general advice post today. As I’ve written about before, I’m bald as fuck (Norwood 3.5 with diffuse thinning) and young. Fortunately, I don’t care about hair because I don’t care what some goo-hole “thinks.” Guys only […]
Traveling is Overrated
All the expats you meet in Southeast Asia have a weird obsession with vacation, travel, seeing new places, and eating exotic non-white people food. They literally describe this bizarre ritual as a hobby to their equally bizarre friends in some […]
5 Awesome Legal Things in Vietnam
Vietnam is a country with good laws that make lots of sense, unlike the “land of the free” that is full of terrible laws meant to humiliate you or extort money out of you. This article will cover some things […]